¶ New Jersey's Famous Turnpike Witch || ☆ PDF Read by ☆ Brad Abruzzi
Feb 23, 2020 - 01:52 AM By Brad Abruzzi

Simultaneous breakdowns automotive and nervous first landed Alice on the Jersey Turnpike, and a crippling panic disorder stuck her there Stranded, broken, and living alone on the toll road, Alice took a turn for the theatrical Her public gestures of snarky catharsis mock hangings from overpasses, Operation Cheese Doodle won her critical acclaim and a cult followiSimultaneous breakdowns automotive and nervous first landed Alice on the Jersey Turnpike, and a crippling panic disorder stuck her there Stranded, broken, and living alone on the toll road, Alice took a turn for the theatrical Her public gestures of snarky catharsis mock hangings from overpasses, Operation Cheese Doodle won her critical acclaim and a cult following Adoring fans swarmed to New Jersey, hoping to catch a glimpse of their Turnpike Witch, America s first and foremost masked criminal performance artist in traffic.Now everybody wants a piece of the Witch Fans and online critics are hammering her with expectations Alice s support staff of Engineers wants her to double down on , bigger, and riskier productions Even the chief state official charged with capturing the Witch is back channeling her words of encouragement the Turnpike Witch is New Jersey s biggest tourist attraction, after all And if these pressures weren t enough, rival interests look to muscle the Witch off her stage gangs are fighting turf wars on the northern part of the toll road, a rabid civil servant s vicious PR campaign is calling for the Witch s head, and now a troop of Manhattan investors want to capitalize on the new Turnpike chic by turning Service Areas into nightclubs And yet even as the Turnpike Witch is drawn into public battle with these adversaries, Alice continues to work through her own private crises of identity, alienation, and entrapment Fair to say, then, that life on this Road to Nowhere takes its toll.
  • Title: New Jersey's Famous Turnpike Witch
  • Author: Brad Abruzzi
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 294
  • Format: Kindle Edition

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Bennett Gavrish Feb 23, 2020 - 01:52 AM
Grade: A-L/C Ratio: 60/40(This means I estimate the author devoted 60% of his effort to creating a literary work of art and 40% of his effort to creating a commercial bestseller.)Thematic Breakdown:30% - Theatrical criminal behavior25% - Cult dynamics25% - Search for identity10% - Sociology10% - Highway travelThe most common advice I hear given to indie authors is to stick to the standard genre formats – romance, thriller, mystery, sci-fi, fantasy – if they want to sell books and attract a f [...]
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Matt Schiariti Feb 23, 2020 - 01:52 AM
Alice Merkle is New Jersey's Famous Turnpike Witch. Three years ago, for reasons unknown, she was struck with an affliction of being alone, damaged and inexorably tied to the New Jersey Turnpike. She cannot physically leave the major travel artery that traverses straight down the middle of The Garden State. In order to deal with her issues, she begins to embark on what could only be called criminal theatrics along the state corridor. Mock hangings, 'car surfing', etc. In the process she will mee [...]
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Janine Feb 23, 2020 - 01:52 AM
Just couldn't get into this book.
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Krista Feb 23, 2020 - 01:52 AM
I liked the premise of this book, but must admit there were times I felt my attention wandering. While I tend to attribute this inability to remain focused on the storytelling approach, I'm not sure that's entirely fair. There were some things to admire, things that other readers may find inspired, but I felt were slightly overdone. First, this book is not afraid to skip around the timeline. Jumps forward, backward, and sideways occur with regularity. The main character is majorly flawed. There' [...]
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New Jersey's Famous Turnpike Witch By Brad Abruzzi Simultaneous breakdowns automotive and nervous first landed Alice on the Jersey Turnpike, and a crippling panic disorder stuck her there Stranded, broken, and living alone on the toll road, Alice took a turn for the theatrical Her public gestures of snarky catharsis mock hangings from overpasses, Operation Cheese Doodle won her critical acclaim and a cult followiSimultaneous breakdowns automotive and nervous first landed Alice on the Jersey Turnpike, and a crippling panic disorder stuck her there Stranded, broken, and living alone on the toll road, Alice took a turn for the theatrical Her public gestures of snarky catharsis mock hangings from overpasses, Operation Cheese Doodle won her critical acclaim and a cult following Adoring fans swarmed to New Jersey, hoping to catch a glimpse of their Turnpike Witch, America s first and foremost masked criminal performance artist in traffic.Now everybody wants a piece of the Witch Fans and online critics are hammering her with expectations Alice s support staff of Engineers wants her to double down on , bigger, and riskier productions Even the chief state official charged with capturing the Witch is back channeling her words of encouragement the Turnpike Witch is New Jersey s biggest tourist attraction, after all And if these pressures weren t enough, rival interests look to muscle the Witch off her stage gangs are fighting turf wars on the northern part of the toll road, a rabid civil servant s vicious PR campaign is calling for the Witch s head, and now a troop of Manhattan investors want to capitalize on the new Turnpike chic by turning Service Areas into nightclubs And yet even as the Turnpike Witch is drawn into public battle with these adversaries, Alice continues to work through her own private crises of identity, alienation, and entrapment Fair to say, then, that life on this Road to Nowhere takes its toll.

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