Flannery Culp wants you to know the whole story of her spectacularly awful senior year Tyrants, perverts, tragic crushes, gossip, cruel jokes, and the hallucinatory effects of absinthe Flannery and the seven other friends in the Basic Eight have suffered through it all But now, on tabloid television, they re calling Flannery a murderer, which is a total lie It s trueFlannery Culp wants you to know the whole story of her spectacularly awful senior year Tyrants, perverts, tragic crushes, gossip, cruel jokes, and the hallucinatory effects of absinthe Flannery and the seven other friends in the Basic Eight have suffered through it all But now, on tabloid television, they re calling Flannery a murderer, which is a total lie It s true that high school can be so stressful sometimes And it s true that sometimes a girl just has to kill someone But Flannery wants you to know that she s not a murderer at all she s a murderess.
The Basic Eight By Daniel Handler Flannery Culp wants you to know the whole story of her spectacularly awful senior year Tyrants, perverts, tragic crushes, gossip, cruel jokes, and the hallucinatory effects of absinthe Flannery and the seven other friends in the Basic Eight have suffered through it all But now, on tabloid television, they re calling Flannery a murderer, which is a total lie It s trueFlannery Culp wants you to know the whole story of her spectacularly awful senior year Tyrants, perverts, tragic crushes, gossip, cruel jokes, and the hallucinatory effects of absinthe Flannery and the seven other friends in the Basic Eight have suffered through it all But now, on tabloid television, they re calling Flannery a murderer, which is a total lie It s true that high school can be so stressful sometimes And it s true that sometimes a girl just has to kill someone But Flannery wants you to know that she s not a murderer at all she s a murderess.
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